Crystal needs ...

I've seen others do this ... googled "Crystal needs" and this is what came up on the first page ... most taken out of context, of course, but still amusing nevertheless.

Crystal needs ...
... improvement
huh? Sheesh.
... a LOT of love.
definitely, thankful that I do get a lot!
... your donations!
I like this idea!
... a park
a private one in my backyard might be fun.
... charging?
hmmm ... not sure where that would could go
... the budget
no thanks, already have one
... to sit in a super-saturated solution to continue
yea, I guess to take a leisurely bath every once in awhile would help my sanity, but I really hate baths

Silliness.